Santa:
I know when you’ve been running.
I know when you lift weights.
I know if your form is bad or good,
and how many scoops are in your protein shakes.
Me:
Bro, do you even lift?
Santa:
I know when you’ve been running.
I know when you lift weights.
I know if your form is bad or good,
and how many scoops are in your protein shakes.
Me:
Bro, do you even lift?
Part of living a healthy lifestyle is getting the proper amount of rest and relaxation. Without rest our bodies can not recover from stress, and we end up getting sick.
One method of relaxation that I frequently use, is watching movies. I personally love the horror and sci-fi genres, but a good comedy is always welcome.
During the Christmas and Holiday season I love to watch the traditional Holiday movies that I grew up with as a kid like The Christmas Story, as well as some of the excellent newer flicks like Bad Santa, and some unpopular films that I personally love like Ernest Saves Christmas.
Updated for 2016!
Warning: some of the videos below (like Bad Santa) contain R-rated content. Don’t view them if you are easily offended.
Today there will no tips, advice or workout routines. Just eat sensibly during the holidays and you won’t have to implement a damage control protocol on January 2nd.
If you want to hook up with your own fun monthly Santa, you can check out Jacked Pack. They’ll send you a box of supplement gifts every month. It’s like Xmas year-round. Peep the goods!
…to all my friends, Project Swole subscribers, and random visitors!
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